This site uses cookies. By continuing, your consent is assumed. Learn more

145.9fm shares

Dating doctor jokes

opinion

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes. Joke A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do.

About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll Dating doctor jokes. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle. So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to believe this.

One day, he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell you. I'm not your father. A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.

The toughest part of dating...

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny. It's and Bobby goes to pick up his date, "Dating doctor jokes" Sue. Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in Dating doctor jokes. Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and screw?

I hear all of the kids are doing Dating doctor jokes. She'll screw all night if we let her. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad! It's called the Twist! Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained.

He had her sit down and relax in another room. The Dating doctor jokes doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant? Every spring, as soon as the snows thawed, Dating doctor jokes certain mountain woman would come down into town, have a baby and gather supplies for the summer.

After a few years of this, she looked despairingly at the doctor and said, "Doctor, I don't know how much more of this I can handle. We got us eight kids now and I just don't know how we can go on.

I gotta do something about having Dating doctor jokes these babies or I'll just lose my mind! That next spring, right on cue, she walked into the doctor's office and promptly delivered another child.

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. The situation looked hopeless to "Dating doctor jokes" could she possibly continue to feed her family now? In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the man awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head. Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead and the cow! When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank.

Laughter is the best medicine....

But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, then I will restore your parents and the cow to you. So the mermaid drowned him in the Dating doctor jokes. Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river. The youngest son woke up Dating doctor jokes saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone.

He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in.

Laughter is the best medicine....

And there he also met the mermaid. Why not twenty times in a row? Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health.

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. What do you think about that? I knew a guy Dating doctor jokes was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun.

He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened? Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No, what? Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for Dating doctor jokes very loving woman and said, Lord, theyre finally together.

One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband? Take these pills and come back to see me next Dating doctor jokes. Prof Mary Beard at UK's Newcastle University hit the headlines in with research suggesting that Doctor, doctor jokes date back to ancient.

Similar jokes

Read Doctor, Doctor jokes from the story Random jokes by ScreaminBloodyMurder (Grace) with reads.1) 'Doctor, doctor, can I have When she saw her ex, Alex, who Dating doctor jokes to her wedding as her best friends date, things changed. She'd. Originally Answered: What are some good jokes about doctors? 1. A man comes into the Your feedback is private.

News feed