Are you a jabber? A weird lip licker? A dead fish, stick it in my mouth with no movement type? Or, worst of all, do you just not use your tongue at all?
Should I eat before this? I could eat two tho, tbh. I wonder if you like pizza? Old Spice or was it Axe?
That would be fun, honestly, the covert secret agent-ness of it all. I might be trying to have sex with you too. I wonder if this is mutual.
Maybe I just want to. Third, fourth, fifth nipples?
I can be chill. Maybe I never need to see you in any way besides fully clothed. Get out of my head, Mom and Dad. This is not a family-matters-sitcom-style thing.
Are you going to see my underwear?
Are you going to touch it? Should I wear lace panties? Fuck, I really hate the word panties.
Not the period ones. Ugh, granny and panties.
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