Credit for this brain teaser goes to Noel Combs, who is not letting Lent slow her down. Benny is deeply in love with Spiderman. This is what she does when she hears the theme song:. The first ten seconds or so are the main point. Or is there something about Spiderman? Thanks to all the linky love oh sheesh, did I just say that? Which is to say that with a bigger audience comes many more misunderstandings.
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Annoying, but not enough to spoil a great evening. But I got really worked up when they started saying stuff about Mary. I have always felt an uncomfortable distance from Mary. Every once in a while, though, she breaks
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A few women in various comment boxes said that we must wear skirts because Mary did — that even if Mary were on earth today, she would never wear pants. Okay, you ladies who know what Mary would do. Imagine her giving birth. Not used to it, are you? She was courageous and outlandish and incredibly "Simcha fisher pants." She did something new.
So would Mary wear pants?
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But she was a real woman. O real life Mama of God, intercede for us. Help us to understand each other. Sick of talking about pants yet? I want to talk about pants! Actually, I want to talk about creeps. So many people said so many smart things yesterday — but the best comments were the ones which rooted out the worst
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The worst part was this:. Make it so it is good for men to look upon you, rather than requiring us to look away which is a tragedy. So line up, girls, and show me something special. Several other men in various comboxes expressed a similar idea of their right, as a virtuous man, to "Simcha fisher pants" all women in a virtuous way.
How can they tell? Because their wives wear skirts. Therefore I must be disobeying my husband.
Never mind that my husband likes
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But, ladies, what if your husband likes you in pants, but you happen to leave the house without him? He scowls through his horrible beard and, once he gains control of the self-righteous quivering that shakes him from head to toe, he speaks: Consider the following food for thought, and not a hard-and-fast directive.
So in case you were under the bizarre impression that some random essay written by a layperson has some moral force, then rest at ease. I repeat, this is not a directive! Three of my children are ages 4, 3, and 17 months.
They basically live on the floor.
To care for them, my choices are either a sit on the floor to be with them, or b bend over a lot to deal with them. Yesterday at library story hour, my little girls felt shy, so I sat on the floor to be with them. I was comfortable, relaxed, and modest. Motherhood is a blue collar job. Today, I had to lunge halfway across the room to rescue my toddler, who had launched herself from an armchair at a glass gerbil tank.
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In reality, I might as well be holding up a coupon for fig newtons, "Simcha fisher pants" a vacuum cleaner filter: When I put it on, then he can see it.
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I dress to please him, not other men who might pass me on the sidewalk. Why do I get the distinct impression that some guys, demonstrable experts in marriage though they may be, are being a teeny bit disingenuous when they couch their views on modesty in terms of respect for women?
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Why do I get the impression that if most women wore skirts, this type of fellow would suddenly be campaigning for more pants? Why, in short, do my spidey senses tell me that
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That makes you less of a moral leader and more of an asshole. Women, if you want to wear skirts, and it means something to your husband, then go ahead and wear skirts. Skirts are not a sign of oppression and misery! I wish I could pull off the look, and to those of you who do wear skirts: I think you look nice.
In the early years of my marriage, I tried so hard. I thought I had to make up for everything wrong I had done, and I thought I had to be a good example for everyone else who was still doing everything wrong. I scrubbed my floors on hands and knees, I made crepes from scratch, and I wore skirts every day.
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In other words, I made everything a lot harder than it had to be — and wasted lots of valuable physical and emotional energy in pursuing these ideals, while letting other, more useful virtues slide. Virtues like kindness, flexibility, and common sense. Wearing skirts did nothing for me but make me awkward, self-righteous, and cold.
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And the man who wrote the original message is not even a priest. Okay, ladies and gents, we just passed comments.
Thank you for making me laugh so hard today and yesterday. Pants will do that to a gal. Skip to content Menu Who, now? My book Speaking Contact. This is what she does when she hears the theme song: Some of that is my fault, because I dwell in the land of hyperbole. Some of that is their fault, because they are stupid. I heard, for instance, that: The worst part was this: Oh, you sound just like Padre Pio; really you do!
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